Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
thermotron management-- we -treat- you like family- Just Your Average (LYING) Dick (1)
the addams family
hay-- are we weird
thermotron management -- holland michigan church goes ers
it's ok to lie , cheat steal and embezzle--
and if you don't agree -- than you are a "back--stabber"
hay-- are we weird
thermotron management -- holland michigan church goes ers
it's ok to lie , cheat steal and embezzle--
and if you don't agree -- than you are a "back--stabber"
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Thomas Bannach gets a job, life after Thermotron
yes you can B- some body
life after thermotron with Thomas Bannach
life after thermotron with Thomas Bannach
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Thermotron - Donut Hell--Backstabbing bosses and callous co-workers
Monday, April 8, 2013
Thermotron - Donut Hell--Backstabbing bosses and callous co-workers
Backstabbing bosses and callous co-workers
by chota
How can I become an asshole in five easy steps?
Introduction
Have you ever thought that deep down you really were not a nice person? If no, this guide probably is not for you.
If yes, congratulations, you're well on your way to becoming an Asshole!
If you follow these easy steps, you will be able to ensure that people think of you as an asshole, and not as a mere jerk, putz, loser or boor.
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Step One: Have Impossibly Refined Sensibilities
This is the most essential step to becoming an asshole, and probably the most difficult.
It requires an amount of study because you will need to know your field.
Faking is not an option; a fake will be held up as an object of scorn and as a pretentious moron, which is clearly not your objective.
I'd suggest specializing in a particular area, like food or music. While General Assholery is spectacularly impressive, it requires nearly a lifetime of study to properly attain.
Knowing your field means knowing it utterly; if you intend on being a Food Asshole, you'll not need to be able to instantly tell the difference between a good Chateau Lafaurie-Peyraguey and an indifferent Puligny-Montrachet, you'll need to be able to expound to your host or hostess on why the former would have been a much better choice to serve with dessert.
Step Two: Use Really Big Words
This is a much simpler step in your ascendance to Divine Asshole. All you'll need for this is a thesaurus and a dictionary.
Take some common place words and replace them with obscure ones, instead of "beauty" say "pulchritude", instead of "childish" say puerile.
Make certain that you are properly using your new obscure words; loudly correct anyone who uses them improperly.
Step Three: Choose Something To Hate
It doesn't matter what, as long as it is something almost universally loved. Don't hate the French if you're English.
Don't hate the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync, or you may be mistaken for a wit instead of an asshole. Whatever you do decide to hate, make sure you know enough about it to hate it properly, I'd suggest hating something in your field of expertise.
If you're a Food Asshole, hate Italian Cuisine, if you're a Music Asshole, try hating Mozart or The Beatles. Make sure that whatever you do hate, is common enough to come up in casual conversation; if you're an Art Asshole, don't hate Gustave Caillebotte, as it's hard to bring conversation repeatedly around to lesser-known impressionists.
Step Four: Always Manage To Turn Conversation Around To You
No matter what the topic of conversation is about, make sure you play a starring role in it. If someone is complaining about their hateful and psychotic ex-boyfriend, tell them all about your evil ex, who was way more evil and psychotic then theirs. If you don't have an ex, make one up.
If someone manages to mention something remotely related to your field of expertise, monopolize the conversation. If possible, turn the conversation back to the thing you chose to hate in Step Three and complain loudly about it.
Step Five: You Are Always Right, Be Secure In This
This is the culmination of your training as an asshole. Once you have mastered the first four steps, you are ready for this.
When someone decides to argue with you about the merits of the thing you hate in step 3, intellectually bludgeon them using the words you learned in step two.
This should not be especially difficult if the hated item is one in your area of expertise from step one. Resort to ad hominem attacks deriding your opponent's intelligence.
Don't be overly concerned about being clever, witty or eloquent; you are an asshole afterall, not a bitch. If you manage to win the argument either by logic and reason or by your opponent leaving in disgust; be an ungracious winner and taunt your fallen foe.
Conclusion
If you carefully adhere to the above steps, you will be a Supreme Asshole in no time.
While you may not have many friends,
you can be secure in the knowledge that being an asshole is always better than being a jerk or a loser;
they not only lack friends, they lack style.
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The Simpsons - Donut Hell
Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut and is sent to the ironic punishment
Step One: Have Impossibly Refined Sensibilities
This is the most essential step to becoming an asshole, and probably the most difficult.
It requires an amount of study because you will need to know your field.
Faking is not an option; a fake will be held up as an object of scorn and as a pretentious moron, which is clearly not your objective.
I'd suggest specializing in a particular area, like food or music. While General Assholery is spectacularly impressive, it requires nearly a lifetime of study to properly attain.
Knowing your field means knowing it utterly; if you intend on being a Food Asshole, you'll not need to be able to instantly tell the difference between a good Chateau Lafaurie-Peyraguey and an indifferent Puligny-Montrachet, you'll need to be able to expound to your host or hostess on why the former would have been a much better choice to serve with dessert.
Step Two: Use Really Big Words
This is a much simpler step in your ascendance to Divine Asshole. All you'll need for this is a thesaurus and a dictionary.
Take some common place words and replace them with obscure ones, instead of "beauty" say "pulchritude", instead of "childish" say puerile.
Make certain that you are properly using your new obscure words; loudly correct anyone who uses them improperly.
Step Three: Choose Something To Hate
It doesn't matter what, as long as it is something almost universally loved. Don't hate the French if you're English.
Don't hate the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync, or you may be mistaken for a wit instead of an asshole. Whatever you do decide to hate, make sure you know enough about it to hate it properly, I'd suggest hating something in your field of expertise.
If you're a Food Asshole, hate Italian Cuisine, if you're a Music Asshole, try hating Mozart or The Beatles. Make sure that whatever you do hate, is common enough to come up in casual conversation; if you're an Art Asshole, don't hate Gustave Caillebotte, as it's hard to bring conversation repeatedly around to lesser-known impressionists.
Step Four: Always Manage To Turn Conversation Around To You
No matter what the topic of conversation is about, make sure you play a starring role in it. If someone is complaining about their hateful and psychotic ex-boyfriend, tell them all about your evil ex, who was way more evil and psychotic then theirs. If you don't have an ex, make one up.
If someone manages to mention something remotely related to your field of expertise, monopolize the conversation. If possible, turn the conversation back to the thing you chose to hate in Step Three and complain loudly about it.
Step Five: You Are Always Right, Be Secure In This
This is the culmination of your training as an asshole. Once you have mastered the first four steps, you are ready for this.
When someone decides to argue with you about the merits of the thing you hate in step 3, intellectually bludgeon them using the words you learned in step two.
This should not be especially difficult if the hated item is one in your area of expertise from step one. Resort to ad hominem attacks deriding your opponent's intelligence.
Don't be overly concerned about being clever, witty or eloquent; you are an asshole afterall, not a bitch. If you manage to win the argument either by logic and reason or by your opponent leaving in disgust; be an ungracious winner and taunt your fallen foe.
Conclusion
If you carefully adhere to the above steps, you will be a Supreme Asshole in no time.
While you may not have many friends,
you can be secure in the knowledge that being an asshole is always better than being a jerk or a loser;
they not only lack friends, they lack style.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Cartman Respect My Authoritah - South Park-- Thermotron is seeking candidates for a refrigeration/HVAC
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Kyles mom is bitch·
Uploaded on Nov 5, 2010Cartman Respect My Authoritah - South Park
LOL
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Thermotron Management training - "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
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Sunday, February 24, 2013
Bobby goes nuts: thermotron management training-- have you been bannached
ok
so thomas bannach like to call his co-workers "Gay" -- i guess he was looking for some action!
if not than---Thoman Bannach is a "Pervert" and bully
so thomas bannach like to call his co-workers "Gay" -- i guess he was looking for some action!
if not than---Thoman Bannach is a "Pervert" and bully
Timing is... Every...Thing-- thermotron carreer field service technician
learing at thermotron
Quality
Thermotron will use the precepts of quality to grow
and continuously improve our company and employees to meet or exceed the expectations of our customers.
Values
Quality
Thermotron will use the precepts of quality to grow
and continuously improve our company and employees to meet or exceed the expectations of our customers.
Values
- Quality
- Spirit of cooperation
- Customer Focused
- Safety
- Efficiency
- Continuous Improvement
- Research & Development
- Proven Customer Service Record
- Pride in Our Uniqueness
- Lean Management Structure
- Know Our Core Competencies
- Open Door Policy/Belief in Collaboration
Monday, November 19, 2012
Hil sybesma former thermotron employee---fish aphrodesiac--
spend some time with a holland --der-- and his wife-- remember-- embezzlement is not stealing-- it's called
"WORKING THE SYSTEM""-- YA YOU GOT A BIG ego
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
thermotron - what does it matter-- your replacement has arrived! - so , why are -u--still-here?
well we didn't lose much
here today
GONE tomorrow
Is this now officially the worst economic recovery in our nation’s history?
What does it matter?!
Has Obama’s Jobs Council not even pretended to meet in over a year?
What does it matter?!
Is one out of four kids in America now using foodstamps?
What does it matter?!
Will raising taxes kill more jobs and become a disincentive for investing in America?
What does it matter?!
Will Iran soon have nuclear missiles with which to wipe out Israel? What does it matter?!
Did the president of the United States use his inaugural address to viciously attack capitalism and foment class warfare? What does it matter?!
We could could go on and on, but you get the point.
We all get the point. Hillary has coined the perfect phrase to represent the Elitist Left in this country-
because nothing matters to them except getting the results they want.
No question of morality, responsibility, or even logic.
If they think it’s the right thing to do, then what does it matter if our nation goes to hell?
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